How to impress a girlfriend with your pick up lines? It’s quite simple, really. Just keep these 20 things in mind and you’ll be sure to make an impression that will have her swooning over you in no time!




 I'm dying, can I be your emergency contact?


Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?


Is that perfume in your hair or are you just happy to see me?


 If I told you that you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?


Baby, why don't we go back to my place and we can play doctor. And nurse. And patient. And nymphomaniac.


Do you have a bandaid? Because I hurt myself falling for you.


Are those real? 'Cause if they are then you should really put some clothes on!


Would it kill you to smile?


Can I borrow a kiss, there's a bet going around how many I can get from girls like you...and I'm losing (Aussie accent).


Why don't we go out for drinks sometime, where we will drink all the drinks (Imitation Drake).


 What do you do if your friends come over?

Do you have any raisins?


 If I were a flower, I would give myself to you.



My doctor said that I need more fiber in my diet. Would you mind if I took some of yours?



 Do you work for UPS? Because you’ve just delivered a package.



 Is your dad an alien, because he out of this world.



 I know how much people love it when they look down and see new shoes on their feet, so I thought i'd put some on your hand.



 Can I borrow your phone/computer/car/bicycle? Mine broke up with me last night.



Are you from Tennessee, because you are the only ten I see.



 Are you lost ma'am? Sorry, but if i knew where i was, i wouldn't be talking to YOU! (this last one is more aimed at men than women - sorry!)




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